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- John Mayer, Atlanta, 2010
- Oscar Wilde
- Jim Rohn
Remember how I said I had a mouse chew through part of my backseat? Well I caught that one but apparently it has a friend and that friend RAN ACROSS MY LAP and down my leg this morning while driving into work.
I learned I can scream quite impressively and drove straight off the road and into the snowbank (thank god not into another car). Once I got my car free I spent the remaining 2 mile drive to work yelling loudly to scare the mouse into staying hidden and I kept explaining that the floor is lava and I am lava and if it touches either of us it will die instantly. That the only safe place for it to be is exactly where it is hiding (I didn’t know where that was). Made it to work without seeing it again and bought 3 traps and put them in my car and I swear one of them better have a mouse in it at 5:30 or I am not driving home.
- Rachel Kushner, The Flamethrowers
- Connie Chapman