So I am apparently a kindergartener who requires a minimum of 8hrs sleep to function. At home this means I am climbing in bed around 9:30pm every night (no shame). This entire month away at training I have been lucky to fall asleep by 11. Last night it was after midnight. Now when my alarm goes off at 5:30, I want to cry. Did I mention it is 5:30 and my alarm just went off? :/
Which brings me to my main point: Why hasn’t the whole Jetsons morning routine conveyor belt thing been invented yet? Are people even working on it? I think we need to adjust a few people’s priorities until it is created. Don’t mind my exhausted ramblings.
i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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Maureen Johnson, The Last Little Blue Envelope
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Marlon Brando
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I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
"Once you know some things, you can’t unknow them. It’s a burden that can never be given away."
- Alice Hoffman
Hanabi chair (designed by mottoWASABI)
"Its funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger."
- Ritu Ghatourey
"How I treat a brother or sister from day to day, how I react to the sin-scarred wino on the street, how I respond to interruptions from people I dislike, how I deal with normal people in their normal confusion on a normal day may be a better indication of my reverence for life than the antiabortion sticker on the bumper of my car."
- Brennan Manning
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"Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike."
- J.K. Rowling
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
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Eating breakfast at the hotel and the news comes on with an interview of David Karp about yahoo’s acquisition of Tumblr and two guys (the only other people under 30 in here) both look up as soon as the word Tumblr is mentioned. I kinda want to ask for their urls, lol.
